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“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.” 

(Source: olgie13)

  • Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
  • Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.

brachiotomy:

So I went to Goodwill today and

(Source: lyriumscars)


trav-tv:

lickypickystickyme:

The other Kama Sutra….

Mantis seems quite accurate to any point in life.

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when people i dont like touch me

(Source: neatpotatoes)


marbleloveroftveit:

randomfandomconfessions:

littlecoffeemonsters:

youlockedmeinthatbloodylab:

LION KING BLOOPERS

These are actual bloopers from the cast while they recording, and they were later animated.

HIGH MUFASA ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH

I needed this in my life.

if you don’t want this on your blog, i’m judging you

(Source: cumbercollected)

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg